the burchfield

to slap an ass as hard as possible leaving a vivid handprint across the cheek and then ejaculating on the handprint

"Man i really gave that bitch "the burchfield" last night, that bitch is gonna see that hand print for weeks .... what what!!"

by Dino Fuckin P October 5, 2008

litchfield high school

a bunch of fucking cunts running around and snakes following ur every move.... you will be lucky if u can walk in the bathroom to rip juul without a fuckinh snitch under the stall recording u!!! also there’s no hot guys just weird gay boys who will fuck with ur heart and choose the fat bitch over u

litchfield is such a fucking piece of shit can’t wait to get out of this joint (litchfield high school)

by 678282person December 8, 2018

Litchfield, CT

1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)

2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.

3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.

Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

Birchfield Syndrome

The pain you feel in your neck after you fall asleep sitting up and your head hangs to the side for too long.

"If you keep sleeping on the couch sitting up like that, you'll get Birchfield Syndrome!"

by King Kraggoth May 15, 2016

litchfield

pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.

"oh look, litchfields such a cute little town."
"yeah but have you been to bantam?"

by why the hell do i need one June 30, 2008

Bitchild

Something slighty more offensive than bitch, because you are reffering to the acusee as a child. Notice its clever spelling.

A good example of a bitchild is your mother in law.

by Dong July 30, 2004

birchfield

A family that’s not afraid to kick your a** .. they’ll be there at anytime of the day and will never leave you behind, if you meet a Birchfield your lucky don’t let them go you’ll need them one day

Is that ______ Birchfield there great I’m glad I have them

by Baby_doll December 6, 2020