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bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
by Rubio July 31, 2008
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Bitchster - in - law

A sister - in -law that is a bitch
Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?
by Hoody1967 January 20, 2009
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bitchster

"when it comes to hipsters; I'm a complete bitchster... I want to throw all their mismatched tea cups at them!"
by bitchster1 August 24, 2011
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bitchster

A male bitch. Someone who, if you killed, they would die slowly and painfully as you laughed at them. See asshole, fucker, bitch, or prick.
Hey, did you see that guy? We're @ 80 on the freeway and he cuts in front of us and starts going 40. What a bitchster.
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Bitchster

A strange and unbearable breed of hipster. An individual who goes to great lengths to be different while annoying the crap out of everyone around them in a particularly bitchy way.
Kayla won't stop talking about how she doesn't care about her appearance. We all know she spends hundreds at Free People to get that hobo/homeless look down. Kayla is such a Bitchster.
by bloopkens July 27, 2011
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Bitchduster

A woman who has left relationships because of a reason why she leaves being because the men are characteristically able be classified as a bitch in her dust.
His bitch attitude made his relationship end quick when he hooked up with a "bitchduster" for a girlfriend
by Nympho@Large March 11, 2021
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bitchtosterone

The hormones that tend to make women aggressive or especially touchy, especially when they are menstrual.
I'm sorry I snapped at you--it must have been the bitchtosterone.
by B-1974 January 16, 2010
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