bitchcracka

a girl/boy who is going out with a boy/girl whom you yourself like. He/she may be an angel, but because they are with the one you like, they kinda suck.

"Oh great, he brought his bitchcracka to the basketball game."

by Madeline hootie hoo December 7, 2005

bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

by Evgueni R January 1, 2009

Bitchcrack

The kind of shitty crack you buy from druggies that you come home with and your bitch bitchslaps you for not getting the good stuff.

"Yo nigga, you shouldn't go and buy da cheap stuff, that be da bitchcrack..."

by Freke June 14, 2007

bitchcracked

When a bitch steps out of line you lay the beatdown, preferably with a hard object such as a bat.

When Eugene found out Susan was cheating on him he waited till she got home and bitchcracked her.

by FZero December 30, 2008

bitchcrack

A kitkat bar.

I wanna bitchcrack blizzard so bad!

by FirstCommunionAfterparty October 26, 2009

Bitchcracker

Another term for the Firecracker from Clash Royale, referring to the annoyance experienced by both the person playing it and the person playing against it.

WHY WON'T THE BITCHCRACKER SHOOT!?

by Akeisback March 6, 2025

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009