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Bartley

A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.
1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)

2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)

3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022
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Laura Bartley

Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.
“Jack what do you think off Laura Bartley
Top grafter
by Seth creswells smegma April 29, 2021
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Bartleyed

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends
by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008
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Birtle

A white man who is an idiot because he makes lots of stupid mistakes
Look over their that blokes a Birtle or ah u just did a birtle
by Lordofbants June 29, 2017
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Birkley

Simple girl can be shy and boom she never shuts up! Lolz she sweet,smart
Where is Birkley’s iPad?
by Paigeisswaggy April 22, 2021
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Bartley Secondary School

Bartley Secondary School is a Singapore based neighbourhood school with no vaping signs everywhere in the school.

The students in the school causes tons of nuisance for the public, bullying people inside the school and the staff doesn't do shit to help the students.

Counsellers in the school claimed to keep whatever things you tell them confidential, but they tell the year head what u told them immediately after u leaves.

This school is also filled with students with high egos, claiming they know everything till technology comes into the question (oh my god). You can challenge them to any tech competition and you get a free comedy show without even paying 🤣

Overall, join this school if you're into bullying people, vaping, hanging out with gangsters or you have a high ego even ChatGPT crashes when u ask a question
Bartley Secondary School is filled with students that loves to vape, cause nusiance to the public and bullying people.
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Laura Bartley

The Coolest Person Out
Shes awesomely Awesome
Never Find Anyone Better
People Seem To Like Her Because Shes Polite And Rarely Late
Laura Bartley Coversation Nathan:Hey Man,Do You Know Who The Coolest Person Out Is
Jake:Yeah Man,Duh Obviously Its Laura Bartley,Have You Met Her?
Nathan:No,But I Heard She Likes Buttertarts
by Laurabartley October 20, 2008
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