birthmas

The (lame) double gift. Usually for a person unfortunate enough to be born on or around Christmas.

I was born on 12/23 and never get separate birthday and x-mas gifts. I always get some lame birthmas gift.

by BuddhaBrother July 8, 2005

happy birthgay

Happy Birthgay is an expression which commemorates someone's anniversary. It can be used as follows:

a) a modified version for wishing happy birthday to an openly gay friend;

b) in order to tease someone you assume is gay but has not come out yet; the objective here being simply to check the person's reaction. Should he/she feel attacked, one can always claim it was a typo;

c) in order to actually celebrate the annual coming out of a gay person.

Fred: Man, yesterday's party at Alex was wild, and I mean W-I-L-D! I just can say: "Happy Birthgay, Alex"!

Marc: Yeah man, I feel you, birthgays are always like that! Often it takes'em a while, but once they come out: watch out!

by Fobson May 4, 2009

Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

by Garfibromyalgia July 28, 2020

Mappy Birthmas

A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."

Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!

Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*

Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...

Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!

by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009

Merry-Happy Birthsmas

Something you would say to someone with the unfortunate disposition of sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ.

Merry-Happy Birthsmas, Sorry you had to be born on a holiday...

by TheUglyDuckling1234500 December 31, 2011

Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.

"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

Bitchgasm

To get off on one's bitchiness, to enjoy the act of being a bitch. Literally, an orgasm of bitchdom.

Wow, he/she's really having a bitchgasm over there after taking everything from him/her in the divorce.

by OMGR8US September 26, 2009