BIRKENSTOCKS

Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.

Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!

Me too!

by birklover November 23, 2021

birkenstocks

Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.

Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

birkenstocks

lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear

Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”

by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

birkenstocks

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

by surely February 9, 2005

birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 19, 2015

birkenstocks

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

by _thm July 13, 2004

Birkenstocks

shoes that hippies wear. the ever so awesome band, nofx doesnt like hippies

he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt,
he wears his birkenstocks to work,
is he a jerk? no! just confused
jeff dont wear regular shoes

by baller23423434 October 16, 2008