Scrot Burgular

1. The male opposite of a womens Camel toe. When a Mans Trousers are above the waist line thus strangling there testicles and is obvious to other people. Derived from the word scrotum burglar and is largely used in the Jamaican community in London.

Alfie: Hey man you have a Scrot burgular man!!

Alex: Oh hey i do man its because these leather spandexs are way too small for me!!!

by loseronstrike September 6, 2010

Sperm Burgular

Someone who sneaks up in the middle of the night to suck your cock while you sleep.

Jane: Jim, why do you look so drained?

Jim: I awoke last night to find a sperm burgular sucking my dick.

by Spooky is Back September 26, 2006

Birdgulio Von Feathers

The being that rules over all with an iron feather along with his loyal blind ninja retainer Molio Bon Pigmolio. Birdgulio Von Feathers is never without his bright red lipstick, purple nails, golden crown, diamond necklace, and blue sweater. Those who have seen him in all his glory have gauged out their eyes as they realized they would never again witness such a pure existence.

Birdgulio Von Feathers is the one and only true god.
All hail Birdgulio Von Feathers.

by The True Loyal Follower May 20, 2019

Turd Burgular

One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.

"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004

turd burgular

When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.

I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.

by Sancez December 26, 2005

turd burgular

someone who fucks butts and likes it 2

yo mom you are a total turd burgualr

by Joe Facker October 6, 2003

turd burgular

One who burgles shit(turds).
A total cocksmoker.

I saw Paul turd burgle my poop out of the tarlet!!

Vishy is a fag and a total turd burgular.

by NIGGA_HATER August 9, 2003