Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

birdseye lowdown 

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.

Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...

birdseye lowdown by mandingoe September 22, 2004

Captain Birdseye 

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

Captain Birdseye by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

Captain Birdseye 

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

Captain Birdseye by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye 

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

Come Here Children

Captain Birdseye by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Birdseye Boobage 

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

Birdseye Boobage by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

Captain Birdseye`s Cock 

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

Captain Birdseye`s Cock by kendohmassif January 6, 2006