Birder

A birder is a type of fish similar to how a fisher is a type of bird

Hey Cal do you see that birder over there in the shallow water?

by Shrev May 24, 2023

Sickening birder

A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.

Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.

by Le B3ar November 16, 2011

Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.

You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!

by Noseyparker May 26, 2015

dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.

The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.

by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015

Birderer

Someone who murders birds.

I am a mass Birderer, I murder birds.

by TonioDiggy February 13, 2023

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Ethical Birder

An oxymoron.

It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:

1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators

4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird

Find me an ethical birder in this day and age and I will bow to them.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021