Billy Joel

A blow job in a strip club.

-Yo man, you were in the back for a long time.

-Nothing to crazy, just listened to some Billy Joel.

by LoopDeez January 11, 2011

Billy Joel

When someone takes a shit on the strings of a piano then proceeds to play piano man over and over to work the shit in really good.

Hey dude check out your piano. I herd someone playing piano man on it last night. I'm afraid you might have been Billy Joel'd last night.

by pimpdogman October 24, 2010

Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Billy Joel Syndrome

When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.

Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

by B.J. P. July 4, 2008

Getting a Billy Joel

Getting a blow job

“So I was getting a Billy Joel the other day when...”

by sf314 May 17, 2018

Billy Joel Bowl

A type of oral sex. When two people are smoking weed together while one is giving the other a blowjob in between hits.

I got a Billy Joel Bowl at the party last night and it was freakin' awesome!

by BellaDonna713 August 29, 2017

billie joel upchuck

when someone is puking so much that in the prosses of puking they start to sing like a pussy like billie joel

he was so shitfaced that when he was puking he pulled a billie joel upchuck

by desicraig July 2, 2009