Bibliophobia

The fear of books.

(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)

English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."

Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"

Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"


Chris Webb has this phobia.

by Michael George-Taylor January 10, 2009

D Billions

D Billions is a nursery rhyme channel platform that uploads stupid nursery rhymes for babies and kids
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is

go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions

the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,

hey have you ever heard of this channel called D Billions?
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.

by holydrugs April 27, 2022

billion dollar baby

Billion Dollar baby means that from a young age you've had the mentality and mindset that you're gonna make it in life, go places and make alot of money

I'm a "billion dollar baby" man, been on this shit since I was a jit

by Willllay November 17, 2019

a billion dollars

What's cool.

You know what's cooler than a million dollars?

A billion dollars.

by SpruceBringsteen October 18, 2010

10 Billion Percent

used to express when someone has faith completely in something, someone, etc. Originates from Dr. Stone

"Do you think he cheated on the test?"
"Oh 10 billion percent!"

by just some intelligent weeb :3 April 1, 2019

One in seven billion

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021