Biligerent

The state of intoxication where you loose the ability to control your actions and or words. One speaks anything and everything that rolls through his or her mind and engages in conduct far beyond his or her normal box of comfort or social acceptability. This is usually met with regret and or embarrassment the next day upon remembering (or trying to remember) the actions and events of the previous night

"Leroy was so belligerent last night that he finally accepted his true sexuality and hooked up with his room mate in front of everyone."

"Excuse me sir, you're getting belligerent. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"Dude, you peed on that girl's couch then ran around yelling about yellow snow till you tripped over the speakers and passed out. You were being sooooo biligerent!"

by j0rg March 22, 2009

Bilateral eureka

(This is the complete definition from my Ph.D. dissertation in 2003.)

"This is the Holy Grail of what, it seems, many daters are looking for. It's important that some "energy/feeling/connection" or "chemistry"

be present to develop rapport with a stranger. Habitual daters who are expecting to be swept off their feet with the next date may be missing this Eureka feeling by having unrealistic expectations. Many people seem to know in the first 15 minutes or so of a first meeting whether or not there is a future to the relationship, but it is hard to get to know a person that quickly. It's difficult for one person to be enchanted with the other person, and substantially more difficult for two strangers to both feel "eureka" when they meet the next stranger."

After having gone on lots of first blind dates over the last few months, he knew after just a few minutes that she was special. And she told him that she was just what she'd been looking for as well. It was as if the angels were singing when they met, and they both felt a rare and special warmth for each other that they hadn't felt on a first date in a long, long time. The sparks were there for both of them. They had found the elusive and wonderful "bilateral eureka" that makes people keep on dating until both have found that special, rare and amazing person. (Unless they've settled for someone less amazing!)

by Dr. RobertB, Ph.D. sexologist May 11, 2012

bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).

We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.

by Artmedic March 25, 2010

beliterated

Drunk bish tryin to say obliterated.

"Drunk Bri: I've been way more beliterated then this."

by bryanhb126 April 11, 2016

Beliterate

to be unaware when someone is belittling to you;

Poor guy, he's too beliterate to see that his girlfriend treats him like a doormat.

by gollygreen42 December 5, 2009

bilateral gynandromorph

an extremely rare half-male, half-female crab

I accidently put a bilateral gynandromorph in a tank with a female crab. Oops.

by girl #877523099085632 July 1, 2005

billiterate

When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.

Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??

by Katya Eye August 14, 2016