Bilge

1. Any slimy, disgusting substance, that no-one in their right mind would want to go near. Often contains streaks of green and brown.

See also gunge

2. A load of rubbish someone says to fill in time or fill paper.

See also waffle

3. A sentinmental speech, often on a TV or movie.

See also clap trap

"I opened up the drain cover, and there was loads of bilge everywhere. Urgh!"

by Jamie McGarry March 3, 2004

Bilge

The type of guy that always wants to dominate effeminate men but at the same time wants to be dominated by older women.

Guy 1: "How come you let that girl boss you around all the time? Usually you're more dominant that that."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but only with girly dudes."
Guy 1: "Man, you're such a bilge."

by NotSpook December 13, 2021

Bilge

Bilge:- Verb. To Bilge is to screw ones face whilst skanking to anysort of music. Mainly found in Dubstep and Drum and Bass events, Bilging has become extremely popular with the rise of these two genres of music.

Man 1:- This tune is Filth.. im gonna Bilge!
Man 2:- SAAAME! Put 2 hands on the head and BILGE!

by The Rivla November 17, 2010

Bilge

Someone who has someone letting go of the past, or forgetting past grudges

Stop being a Bilge and forget him, he's no good for you.
*does a bilge and hunts him down 3 years later*

by Onicron November 6, 2003

bilge pump

The act of fornication from the backside, Doggy style, while the partner is vomiting. Each thrust helps to expell the deep stomach contents.

After a night of drinking my girlfriend needed a bilge pump to make her feel better.

by Bubba33 January 28, 2008

bilge rat

the bilge is the part of a ship below the floor boards of the bottom level, just above the hull... ie the darkest and most grim part of the boat. a rat is, well, a small annoying (and to some people, scary) rodent. Therefore the term "bilge rat" is a pirate insult.

arrr, ye be a great foolish bilge rat, ye be!

by Mad Sam purple'ead January 4, 2005

Bilge Troll

Someone so hideously disgusting that they can only occupy dark wet areas in the bowels of large water-going craft. They are a tremendous nuisance and have a habit of riddling anyone who may come near them. The price of answering one of their riddles wrong is performing a sexual favor for the Bilge Troll.

Man, I ran into this super hot chick on the cruise I went on but we came across a Bilge Troll on our way to my room. Unfortunately, I answered wrong and... lets just say I don't think I'll be having sex again any time soon.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009