Big J, also known as Jason Blinn is a person who tries to run but is not very fast. He tries is best, but the carp is always faster.
Big J is very slow.
by David Gim Lover 123 November 14, 2019
The sexiest beast you've EVER seen, and he's one of the greatest badminton players alive, and above all he is awesome.
D-money:Wow did you check out the way that Big J smashed that cock?
Random Girl:I want to touch his cock
Random Girl:I want to touch his cock
by Jamizzle October 01, 2004
You'll always find a Big J in your life, they're kind, caring and funny seemingly a real genuine people person. You'll always have fun on a night out with people like Big J; however, don't be fooled they are cunning and calculated individuals that strive for nothing more than to gain leverage against you.
Yes, you might argue that you have had fun nights out with a Big J; but that embarrassing incident, will forever be in his arsenal to climb the social ladder.
He's an absolute liability on nights out but will deny it till the grave.
If you find yourself (un)fortunate enough to encounter a Big J you had best be gaining leverage of your own, which can prove difficult when they embrace their embarrassing and silly behaviour.
Yes, you might argue that you have had fun nights out with a Big J; but that embarrassing incident, will forever be in his arsenal to climb the social ladder.
He's an absolute liability on nights out but will deny it till the grave.
If you find yourself (un)fortunate enough to encounter a Big J you had best be gaining leverage of your own, which can prove difficult when they embrace their embarrassing and silly behaviour.
Person 1: So, I heard about the bin incident.
Person 2: Wait, how?! I only told...Big J...damn.
Person 1: You left me alone on a night out and abandoned me!
Big J: That's a lie, you ditched me.
Person 1: You can't tell anyone about the horse.
Big J: Don't you worry...
(Later that day...)
Big J: Did I tell you what Person 1 said about the horse?!
Person 3: No, tell me!
Person 2: Wait, how?! I only told...Big J...damn.
Person 1: You left me alone on a night out and abandoned me!
Big J: That's a lie, you ditched me.
Person 1: You can't tell anyone about the horse.
Big J: Don't you worry...
(Later that day...)
Big J: Did I tell you what Person 1 said about the horse?!
Person 3: No, tell me!
by T-RexWalker January 08, 2020
Big J is the single most successful music artist in grime history.
His songs include 'Last Night' and 'Outta My MInd'.
His new upcoming EP IS entitled The Return.
His songs include 'Last Night' and 'Outta My MInd'.
His new upcoming EP IS entitled The Return.
by Yan'an January 22, 2017
by ezmc37 May 19, 2017
by yunnnoiw March 02, 2022
Indicating a person with an extremely tiny penis which constantly claims that he has a huge penis instead.
'Yo girl you know I got a huge thing under my pants so would you like to hop in and sort out some shit?'
'Nah, I bet you're an absolute Lee Big J'
'Nah, I bet you're an absolute Lee Big J'
by dls031 May 14, 2022