Big Shlong

To Have a large or huge penis

You have a big shlong it is going to destory me

by Henwa March 8, 2019

Big shlong

I have a massive one

Big shlong is what I have

by Stevie <3 December 13, 2021

big ass shlong in your mom

when u have a big dick and put it in your birth giver

boy 1. damn did u put that big ass shlong in your mom before this its so wet and juicy
boy2. yes

by big ones only February 26, 2022

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

kermits.bigshlong

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.

If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

by meme template fairy 🧚 July 1, 2021

BigShlong69

Justin Bieber's sex slave who makes homestyle beans on tuesday mornings right before his seduction classes. He also kills at directing yoga porn. He was also a main character in the upcoming "Tosticleman Adventures."

Guy 1: Loved the new Auschwitz build in that new roblox music video!

Guy 2: Yeah, BigShlong69 has a knack for shit like that lmao

by Tosticleman August 7, 2019

Bigshlongalongdingdong

1) normally another word for dick or penis

2) someone who is extremely annoying or mean for absolutely no good reason

"hey girl, are you ready to have some fun playing with my bigshlongalongdingdong?"

"dude, did you see that kid try to steal my money? he's a bigshlongalongdingdong for that."

by landenLgdhbkbbkbkbgkogmkfbob December 18, 2019