Bifollicle

Naturally having 2 colors in your hair.

Emily: My hair is Brown and Red
Sam: You're Bifollicle

by Immortal-Jake January 31, 2007

bifornicate

To have sex with a man and a woman.

I invited a friend over in the hope that she would bifornicate with me and my girlfriend!

by t0sh1r0 November 25, 2011

Bifocaled

To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.

"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"

"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"

by ][V][OO ][V][OO September 27, 2005

bifocalize

to make a pair of glasses bifocal so that a person is able to see near and far

Please bifocalize these lenses.

by kucz September 6, 2008

Nigerian Bifocals

The sexual act of dipping one's testicals into fecal matter and/or feces, and thus proceeding to gently plop one's testicals upon the eyes of his partner. SEE: ARABIAN GOGGLES

I went to a craigslist optometrist, Dr Puup Jarvison, and all I got was Nigerian Bifocals and pink eye.

by Poop Jarvison November 15, 2014

Bilinear Bifocals

Optical powers on seeing variables or positions that aren't seen to the normal perspective.

I was driving down the road and looking at the clouds and was like wow, bilinear bifocals.
It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.

by Bcook January 21, 2009

bifondi

Bifondi is the combination of the words "Big", "Fat",and "Dick" into 1 word.

Hey you dumb piece of shit. Sut muh BIFONDI

by Shea January 2, 2005