Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010

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Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

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Cirque du Bidet

The act of doing a handstand in the shower in order to clean one's butt-hole because they're too poor to afford a bidet.

All you can eat baked beans night at the strip club had me in the shower doing a Cirque du Bidet to clean everything up.

by JrHoodRat July 17, 2023

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Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012

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