To retroactively invent a meaning for a word to build some buzz for a lame project that is bound to fail. Astroturf roots promotion.
"Mr Gates wants a volunteer to bongal the Zune brandname on the Internet, so it looks like people say it when mean 'cool', any takers?"
by DazFM December 3, 2009
Get the bongal mug.Bongani is a very tall black male, who is often the life of the party. Sike. Bongani is good at sports and is and extremely amazing artist. They are multi-talented. Bongani knows how to keep a woman, he always loves his lady and often rejects the swarm of women who constantly bombard him with their love for him. Bongani cannot dance but can surely move his way into your heart.
by BlazingDragon77 July 10, 2018
Get the Bongani mug."HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"
-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007
Get the Bongalong mug.Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
by Bongalongis July 11, 2023
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Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
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by Bongalongis July 12, 2023
Get the Bongalongis mug.An absolute legend of a specimen. He is got a massive schlong. If a bonga looks mad just run away because bonga holds all might in his pants. Don’t mess with a bonga.
That bonga is coming towards. WE BETTER RUN!
by Bonga_lover3000 May 19, 2020
Get the Bonga mug.It was a snowy Sunday, so we had an afternoon of bonga-bunga. Lasted for a couple of hours, I think.
by flyingdog January 22, 2012
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