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bottsring

The act of openly expressing random thoughts unfettered by the confines of continuity. The term bottsring originated in the online performance diesel community as an attempt to give a positive slant to thread derailing.
The forum moderator, a bushranger by night, was so fed up with their bottsring that he broke down and got badassy with them.
by Brisbane Pete June 16, 2011
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Beltsering

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!
by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011
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Bennering

The act of engaging in competitive butt sex on the weekends
That kid Devin over there really looks like he enjoys Bennering
by thatguyfromchs August 28, 2013
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BeeringAids

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.
She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.
by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009
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Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.
Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!
by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006
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Kettering high school

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
by Mynameismichealmyers October 15, 2021
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Buttering

It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately

Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.

Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!

Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.

Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!

* later that day.

All: Surprise!!!

Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!

Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.

Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.

Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014
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