gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

Bethanie

The greatest friend you'll ever meet, someone you can count on and will always remember you even if it doesn't work out. She will tell you your beautiful though she doesnt think she is herself but is in the biggest way. Don't get on her bad side, shes known to hold a grudge . She's a animals person / whisperer and will magically make your scared of people cat like her. Through it all she is always there when you need her, will hold on forever and will try so hard to stay there. Be nice to her and she will be nice back.

Bethanie keeps texting me how I'm feeling after I've broken up

by Coolkittycats January 26, 2018

bettagoo

A dirty Mexican Spic who plays Xbox and has to get a new controller every week cuz it's jammed Pack full of Cheeto dust and he probably lives in California

Person1: bettagoo you want to go to the pool?
Bettagoo: no I'm getting a new controller today.
Person1: you fucking dirty Mexican spic go back to your country you taco eating Mariachi looking motherfuker!

by Ihatemexicans69 November 28, 2021

Bethany

A Bethany is a very unique and special person. A Bethany often has a very good voice, but doesn't always want to show it. A Bethany is very smart and understanding and the kind of person you could tell anything and they would understand. Bethanys are also very beautiful. A Bethany is also very athletic and very good at sports often basketball. Lastly, a Bethany is sweet and kind and a person you'd definitely want to be your best friend.

Bethany is so kind, smart, and athletic.

by Tinkle Monkey May 22, 2016

Bethany

A very pretty girl, won't break your heart but gets jealous easily. she will treat you nice if you treat her nice. she's a great friend to have and she love to have fun. she will treat a boy fairly, and will always be devoted, she will never cheat. she has a kind heart and loves her friends. she would never hurt her best friend/s, any boy is lucky to have her. she's very hot, and she has lovely hair.

i dunno, but i bet her name is Bethany!

by MagicMissionaryLOL August 14, 2011

Paul Bettany

Really freaking hot British actor. Played Silas in The Da Vinci Code, Dust Finger in InkHeart, Charles in A Beautiful Mind, and the Voice of Jarvis in Iron Man. Realllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy hot! (I like Paul Bettany)

Random person: Hey is that really pale, blonde actor Paul Bettany

Me: *dies* GAHY!!!! PAUL BETTANY!!!!!!!!!

by Darth Jader July 29, 2009