Ingmar Bergman

A great movie director from Sweden who past two weeks ago (30th July). R.I.P.

He made movies like: The Seventh Seal, Fanny & Alexander, Autumn Sonata and The Silence.

Guy A: Did you know that Ingmar Bergman just died?
Guy B: Yeah, I saw it on the news. He was a great filmmaker.

by Shayo August 15, 2007

Beaumangen

Beautiful. Man. Genius.
(pronounced- bow- mane- gin)

"wow tod look at that guy! he's such a Beaumangen!"
"I know derik! i wish i was a Beaumangen!"

by jaesand December 30, 2020

bermanate

v. ber-mah-nate; n. ber-mah-nay-shun

-verb (used with object)

1. to spew semen everywhere.

2. to eject any sort of substance (be it gaseous, solid,

liquid, or plasmic) from the genitalia.

3. to initiate an orgasm of cataclysmic proportions.

4. to destroy by force of orgasm.

-noun

5. the act of bermanating.

Origin: circa 2009-2010; < Scothium Bermanicus (ptp. of surname Berman) >

Ex 1. My parents weren't home so I figured I would take a good jerk off. I ended up bermanating and having to repaint all four walls including the ceiling.

Ex 2. My penis bermanated a green cummy discharge after I unfortunately discovered that I had the clap.

Ex 3. I did not mean to blow up my computer, but I bermanted and the computer did not stand a chance.

Ex 4. My girlfriend was standing in front of me and I tried to warn her that I was going to bermanate... She didn't listen and she is no longer with us today.

Ex 5. No, I do not want to watch your bermanation.

by Scott Berman January 9, 2010

Ingmar Bergman

Swedens most famous director. He's like a hundred years old, seems to be depressed all the time, an lives alone on a small island outside the swedish coast. Often wears a basque, and are made fun of by swedish comedians.

The movie "The Seventh Seals" is one of his movies.
It's about this guy who meets up with Death, and then they play chess.

- "Vem är du?"
- "Jag är Döden."
- "Kommer du för att hämta mig?"
- "Jag har redan länge gått vid din sida."

Means:

- "Who are you?"
- "I'm Death.
- "Are you coming to get me?"
- "I´ve already been with you for a long time."

- Who's that old guy over there?
- Don't you know, it's Ingmar Bergman.
- Who the f*** is that?
- You ignorant bastard.

by TonyE September 1, 2008

Will Berman

Drummer of MGMT. Possibly the most attractive member of MGMT. unfortunately he's married to model, Janelle Shirtcliff Berman. It has been said that Will is a sex god. This is a true statement.

Girl 1: Dude don't you just think Andy Vanwyngarden is such a babe?

Girl 2: Of course he is, but He isn't as cute as Will Berman.

by lover of will December 6, 2010

Bergman

An innuendo creating machine, an individual who's innuendo output is simply unstoppable.

"Aww man, that kid is totally 'Bergman', he's spiting out innuendos like a tsunami of vicious sex related snakes.

by BERGJEW December 7, 2011

Chris Berman

Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.

Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.

by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011