bertoto001

She is a lovely person. She makes content about lovely cats, strawberries and other fun stuff. She is very funny and deserves 100000 followers. She is probably an amzing cook. If your reading this i love you <33

“Did you see bertoto001 post about her cat sketches”

“Yes I did, they did an amazing job”

by Liveformikasa June 14, 2021

Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn March 30, 2016

bertoto001

Tue best mutual in the world, absolutely gorgeous eyes and very funny. Likes haikyuu jjk and aot mostly, I think she has daddy issues but not sure

Someone: do you know bertoto001?
Someone2: yeah, you mean that one really funny mutual on tiktok right?🤣
Someone: yeah them they’re hilarious.

by Thecutestaone June 5, 2021

bertoto

bertholdt basically

you: hey whats that dude over there’s name
me: i think it’s boruto

you: i thought it was bertoto
me: maybe it’s bertholdt idk

by kittn September 26, 2021

bromatoma

Portmanteau of bro + hematoma.

When your bro gives you a kick, and it leaves a bruise, also known as a simple hematoma

My bro Jordan kicked me in the ass as a joke, left me with a hell of a bromatoma.

by Scornedbyplants January 23, 2022

Broomatosis

Broomatosis is a strain of a made up deadly disease Grideatosis.

"oh my golly goodness, I have Broomatosis"

by w4AERZYVHBJNKMLewsdcgbhm, November 9, 2025