Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.

Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.

by themothman1966 March 25, 2019

Green Beret

On the news, they are commonly referred to as "U.S. Army special forces", which is what they are. Green Berets are highly skilled operators, trainers, and teachers. Area-oriented, these soldiers are specially trained in their area's native language and culture. They train to perform five doctrinal missions: Foreign Internal Defense (FID), Unconventional Warfare (UW), Special Reconnaissance (SR), Direct Action (DA) and Combating Terrorism (CBT). They infiltrate and exfiltrate specified operational areas by sea, air, and land.

Green Berets, with the help of local militas, are chasing down drug lords in Columbia.

by Jason Chalupa July 8, 2004

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003

Beeftown

A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.

"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."

"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."

"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."

"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Green Beret

Really Bad Ass Soldiers that specialize in Airborne, covert operations. They Can be Engineers, Doctors, Communicatize and of course Infantryman! Don't mess with any of them! They can kill you with a sticky Note. They can take on entire Armies with just one Squad consisting of 12 guys. When they Get Angry they ram their heads into on coming traffic to calm down.

Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off nature's land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from the Green Berets

by SSg. Barry Sadler September 6, 2009

Green Beret

Some of the best Americans/people in the world

A squad of Green Berets were trapped inside a shoe box in Kandahar province, surrounded by 300 members of Allah's Army of Hitlers in Headscarves. After a short firefight, all of the Muslims were dead.

by WBF April 18, 2013

Beretta

Beretta is the oldest gun company in the world dating back to 1526. With much experience in manufacturing handguns, shotguns, and carbines, Berreta firearms have been adopted worldwide by military and police forces. The most notable adoption of Berreta firearms is the adoption of the 92FS for the U.S. Military in 1985. (and French airforce.) One of the most tested firearms in the world, the 92FS designated M9 by the U.S. Military has a life of over 35,000 rounds. The reliability of this handgun is unsurpassed. The Berreta PM12S and 70/90 AR were adopted by the Italian Military for a while.

www.beretta.com
www.berettausa.com
Beretta Pistols
92FS (9mm)
96F (9mm)

3032 Tomcat (.32ACP)
Bobcat (.22LR)
950 Jetfire (.22LR)

9000s (9mm)
8000 Cougar

U22 Neo (.22LR)

by GunCat February 21, 2004