bent over 

the phrase i want you to bend me over or i want to be bent over can most easily be described as wanting to be fucked more specifically in the ass or get it from the back and preferably over something like a counter,couch,bench etc.

i’m getting bent over tonight

or

can someone bend me over
or
i’m gonna bend you over

bent over by Yuguiyo April 22, 2019

bent over the barrel  

Getting screwed over in the worst possible sense. Right up there with BOHICA.

I really got bent over the barrel with this detail.

bent over the barrel by kitesoldier October 30, 2008

Bent Over Rover

When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.

However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.

Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.

Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!

Bent Over Rover by bj_124_4eva May 8, 2010

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont 

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

Bent over and spanked 

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

Bent over and spanked by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012

Bent over a barrel 

When a person is stripped naked and propped in the doggy-style position with their stomach resting on a barrel. This exposes their vagina or anus to allow for easy, unobstructed sexual penetration or rape. The victim often doesn't realize that they are in a compromised position until it is too late or they may have no other choice but to comply. Some may also enjoy the experience at first until they realize that there's no lube.

Chad: "How much are you paying for internet service?"
Jessica: "$150 per month"
Chad: "Damn! Your ISP has you bent over a barrel!"

Bent over a barrel by ITNerd July 10, 2021

bent over without a reacharound 

In court of law, to be given a strict sentence for the crimes one has committed

Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"

Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."

bent over without a reacharound by bigboote October 23, 2008