Benihana issues

Severe stomach issues, i.e. Explosive diarrhea, typically resulting from eating out at a crappy chain food restaurant like benihana

Tom, I have to go to the bathroom, I'm having some terrible benihana issues right now!

Boy! Sandy must of drank a lot last night! All day to day, she has had some terrible benihana issues.

Let me turn it down, my baby mama listening, Extra garlic butter, I got benihana issues!

by 2 Chainsx October 9, 2014

Benihana Handy

When a partner instructs you to wear a remote controlled sex toy around your member that they vibrate while you're out to hibachi.

Trent: Dude, why are you twitching?
Mikey: Oh I'm just getting a Benihana Handy from Nikki. I'd suggest you slide over when the onion volcano starts, that's when she'll really up the intensity.

by Bringer of fire April 16, 2024

Hibachi Benihana Teriyaki?

“Do you live here?” in Chinese.

“Herro? Hibachi Benihana Teriyaki?”

by stupidityquotes March 22, 2025

beniana

my best friend

ayo one of my bestfriend's name is ben but i call him beniana and he is super chill

by yee yee yeehaw July 2, 2019

bennihana

1. a particular skateboarding move suggested in the popular video game, Tony Hawk 2.

2. a person of outstanding abilities to tax or take certain items belonging to friends with a small chance of the returned favour.

3. a person who will always be around, throwing in advice and comical relief to situations.

4. can be used in a sing-song matter.

1. "nice combo with that bennihana!"

2. "i know you took my chips. why did you have to be such a bennihana?"

3. "don't be such a bennihana"

4. (the following is to be sung in an excited fast paced fashion) "bennihana, bennihana."

by u571602 December 30, 2008

benihanna

Some bitch named Ben who is a crack dealer

Benihanna is a real bitch

by Richard June 4, 2003

binihana

when you let someone make a rip off brand for you.

Ayo you see his shirt? It's a off-brand benihana, a binihana!

by BlackSantaGS April 30, 2021