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Benetian

A student at the prestigious Benet Academy. Generally characterized by their pompous attitude and white skin. They primarily drive expensive cars and have mommy and daddy pay for everything. More often than not, they will consider themselves high class, only to get taken down a couple pegs by the fists and feet of public school kids. They are of course rich, and "Catholic" (though many of the girls there are looser than a whore on Broadway). Upon seeing a Benetian, do not be frightened (unless you are Black or Jewish, at which point you should strike any Benetian you see because they have without a doubt ridiculed and mocked your culture and race without remorse) simply place some money on the ground and hope they leave you alone. If that does not work, try confusing them by talking about not owning or participating in the following: going to starbucks, sucking corporate dick, owning a cellphone, driving a car that they will inevitably crash into a pond, owning a designer hand bag, or a house with 8 stories and 3 pools.
Public School Student 1: Man that girl is a cunt!

Public School Student 2: But of course! she's a Benetian you fool!
by FUCK THE SILVER SPOON November 26, 2007
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Caroline is such a nazi benetar!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008
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benetint

A lot of chavs wear foundation on their lips, but when its kind of rub off and their lips are red it is called benetint. So basically benetint means red lips!
"Woahhh look at that girl's benetint!"
"Erghhh I don't wanna kiss him he has benetint and I might catch it"
"Bring benetint removal concealer with you!"
by JudyJudyJudy December 16, 2007
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Benetonic

Someone who is very absorbed in preppy self presentation. These characters are commonly spotted at large malls shopping the United Colors of Benneton discussing themselves or their popularity.
Jeff- What's up with that Thomas dude?.
Lex- Oh, that's just Thomas, he's "Benetonic!"
by Mcjd January 25, 2007
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bentanator

a person that not only pleases a woman but leaves her in state of shock. so much so, that she bends over and begins to hyper-ventilate or (hyper-BENTALATES)
that guy was so good, i was left breathless. he was a real bentanator.
by gtt456 October 28, 2013
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benexander

The second most common expansion of the nickname “Ben”. Notable figures include Pope Benexander the First, Benexander Affleck, and Benexander Pollworth: a sweet and kind boy dramatically killed in a tragic Australian car pileup in 2010.
“Is your full name Benjamin? Or Benexander?”
by Frank Nbeans May 11, 2022
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Beneanis

A small penis that resembles a bean
I saw his beneanis
by anonymous December 20, 2022
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