can be an absolute bellend, but yet so gay. he likes crystal meth in his car and he will pick up any lasses off the street and take them to druggers. he also bum fucks other boys In his free time because he is so fucking gay. WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH EGGS BENEDICT JAMES BROUGHTON.
Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.