bimpert

a real ass that does pure dumbness n looks like a cunt

*Sees a weird looking person doing something dumb*

"Fack that guys a bimpert"

by adrianhhhhhhh September 26, 2013

Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.

It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.

by sfcjking March 13, 2011

Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper

2010 reference to Apple's response to Antennagate

Can you say Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper five times really fast?

by EStarr(z) August 6, 2010

dusty bumper

A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.

Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!

Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!

by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017

Get off my bumper

To give me some space... please. Ur all in my personal shit.

Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.

by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009

bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.

Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.

by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013

Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016