Unbelievable Benoit

To perform a totally random, unnecessary, and unexpected attack of violence on a friend or family member.

To Benoit something maybe used when somebody is extremely hungry, whereby to benoit a sandwich would mean to get it in a crossface and eat it..

Man, Maglade pulled an unbelievable benoit last night!

Man, I'd benoit the fuck outa that one hey!

by sublamagee May 19, 2009

Doing a Chris Benoit

Doing a Chris Benoit is a verb that anybody eliminates and deletes every mention of someone or something on their memories.

Name came from WWE's deletion of Chris Benoit's achievements for his crime.

Dindo: Our boss is doing a Chris Benoit on Jimmy.
Danny: Who's Jimmy?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

chris benoit

Chris benoit was one of the greatest wrestlers in WWE history. He was a quiet guy, yet had great mic. skills. He competed in a triple threat match with triple h and shawn michaels at wrestlemania 20, where he finally won the championship belt. It is considered one of the best wrestlemanias WWE has ever had. I will always remember him for his talent, determination and skill. Chris benoit, his wife nancy and son daniel were found dead on june 25, 2007. It was officially ruled a double murder-suicide. When I remember chris, I choose to remember him as a good guy and a great entertainer. I will never understand why things went down this way and why he chose this but I will also never be able to hate him, based on the amount of brain damage he had.

Chris benoit lives on in my memories. Whenever I watch his tributes, it makes me cry:

I miss seeing him compete. May chris benoit, daniel benoit and nancy benoit R.I.P

by truefan February 23, 2009

Chris Benoit

Was a wrestler for the now-gay WWE. He was a great wrestler the whole time he's been in. He had a special move called the Crippler crossface, a grappling move that has made many people tap out in his career. He is a 3-time WWE U.S. Champion, a 4-time WWE Intercontinental champion, and the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble.
He first entered the WCW in 1992, ECW in 1994, back too the WCW in 1995, then the WWF/WWE in 2000.

At first, the cause of Benoit's sudden change was thought to be anger caused by steroids, but now, that is no longer a valid reason.

Chris Benoit was a good man. Nobody knows why he would have killed his family.

by Wasabimoto September 17, 2007

Beloit College

A small liberal arts college in southern Wisconsin nationally renowned for its anthropology program.

"That guy is studying computer science at Beloit College."

by college4knowledge December 30, 2011

lauren Benoit

A somewhat hot model, about 23. Decent legs, fairly hot face, but a bit flat.

Lauren Benoit has several videos on YouTube.

by You're an Aruetii March 24, 2008

Chris Benoit

One of the best technical wrestlers of all time. Known finishers included the crippler crossface, the sharpshooter, and the diving headbutt. Will be missed after he and his family were found dead on June 25, 2007.

Currently, the Benoit case is being treated as a murder suicide. Police say Chris Benoit killed his wife and his son, then himself. CURRENTLY, that's what police think.

by Adrian July 26, 2007