belt

the way to keep children in line

son, do you want me to get out the belt?

by ygugsa295 March 6, 2007

The Belt

A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.

"Dude, I can't figure out which one is the third wheel."
"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"
"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

Belt

1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt

I will belt you upside your head if you look at my ladies teats one more time!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Belted

A stage of drunkenness between hammered and shit-faced. Not full blacked out but passes browning out.

Matt was Belted last night

by Gahr May 22, 2021

the belt

duke depp / willy wonka tiktoks louis vuitton belt

“do you guys like my belt my dear children?” - willywonkatiktok showing the belt in his live 🙄🤚

by dukesbelt March 19, 2021

The Belt

The weapon wielded by a miniboss called "Dad" in the game called "Outside". It has a 100% drop rate unless damaged too far in combat. It is usually worn as a trophy around players waists, as it makes a poor weapon in combat with equal level players.

Player 1: Dude how do you get the belt?
Player 2: You need to beat the miniboss dad without taking too many hits.

by Gral75fb December 21, 2020

belt

to sing loudly

Ethel Merman sang so loudly that all some people heard was the sound of songs being belted out.

by shs99 August 13, 2003