Bellend

Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.

by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015

Boisterous bellend

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

bellendery

act of indulging in behaviour typical of an extreme tosser, otherwise known as a bellend.

His demeanour was characterised by weapons grade bellendery.

by GfL March 5, 2013

Belen

A nice looking pretty girl who is caring and understanding. She is also very smart and when you meet her you would be instantly attracted. She is pure and she is the closest friend you can have. She is also easygoing and go for guys that are sweet and smart.

THe truth is belen is that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you

by An0nymous45 January 2, 2013

Belén

A name of spanish origin, typically given to beautiful girls who exceed at certain things. But often times think very badly of themselves, with low self esteem. Real conserved around unfamilars but a real live wire when shes comfortable. All around a great girl with a great personallity that will make you happy just by talking to her. She takes in your problems while dealing with her own. Also tends to be avid swimmers and sexy beasts. They never get to tan no matter the amount of sun they get. The name means Bethlehem, an old beautiful name passed down, through families

"Did you meet Belén?"

"The new girl? Shes quiet"

"Yeah at first, but i hung out with her and shes actually pretty cool."

by Your, mom? March 23, 2010

Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

bedsender

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

by piespints April 5, 2021