Cesar Benavente

a woodpecker, known for selling tacos (Cesar Benavente Tacos) and cakes (Big Benavente Cakes)

Bruh, there goes Cesar Benavente. What a woodpecker...

by Ness_Okey October 7, 2020

Belna

Caribbean origin
1. A cylindrical object (usually made of wood), uses to roll dough flat.
2. A deadly weapon, generally preferred by housewives.
You may know this object by it's American name, rolling pin.

I was cooking a chicken curry with roti, I slipped and fell, now I have a belna in my asshole.

by Penismightiest August 4, 2018

Belhaven Ale

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

by Samhain_Knight April 14, 2005

Filthy Benavides

In the spirit of the beloved Dirty Sanchez, the Filthy Benavides is the act of removing your penis from a woman's anus, then rubbing it vertically down her chin, creating the illusion of a "soul patch".

He was charging women the same money for straight sex as he was for a Filthy Benavides.

by DirtyFlyBoyz November 10, 2006

balnaves

a person who can consume a large amount of alcohol in one night without vomiting or passing out.

Dayumn that guy must be a Balnaves! Look at the way he's finishing those drinks!

by lollllzzzz May 27, 2010

Belnap

From the latin belsnatch; a crazy horse with no remorse

Man, I can't believe Belnap wanted to play for Delaney's mom

by Klausy February 9, 2005

Beleaver

An irishman who is a believer but doesn't have his spell check on

I'm a firm beleaver in attention to detail

by Corcaighlike May 7, 2018