Taco bell

cheap alternative to laxatives

when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell

by lazy9998 March 18, 2011

Bell bomb

A post-Taco Bell dump.

I'm gonna have to drop a major Bell bomb after this Taco Bell breakfast fiesta!

by sciflyer.25 September 20, 2014

bavarian bell tower

See Dutch Marines

Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

by Montgomery Patton December 12, 2018

taco bell saga

A glorious song about the wonderfully cheap deliciousness that is Taco Bell, composed by a smol bean known as Tyler Joseph. "Fast food greasy taco I love, food like this could only come from above"

when I die, play Taco Bell saga at my funeral.

by The Evilest of pillows February 22, 2017

micah bell

a real piece of shit

“You told her?!?! Why you gotta be such a micah bell?”

by kingofthekind December 25, 2018

taco bell

What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.

I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.

by explosive poopy March 2, 2010

Taco Bell

a place to go to steal wet floor signs

hey lets go to taco bell i need a new wet floor sign

by mcdonalds theives August 2, 2008