Blinker Fluid

A sarcastic term used to ridicule those who don't know shit about cars. Similarly 710 cap and Muffler Bearings are used in this way.

"You need some blinker fluid for that?" Asked Tom.

Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."

by John4646 June 13, 2018

Blinker City

Located just west of penjamin city and off the coast of yodieland

Bro if we want to get to yodieland we got to go to blinker city first

by DOGGITO November 23, 2022

blinker beat

When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.

dude check it out, I got blinker beat happening on this Jay-Z song.

by the_elder August 11, 2009

Blinkergod

Individual who reaches peak fiending and eats thc like none by hitting blinkers anywhere and anytime via a cart.

The blinkergod has just taken a quadruple blinker.

by Eugene400000 January 1, 2022

blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

blinker

a foreign vehicular feature to the drivers of Los Angeles

Non-L.A. Driver: I wouldn't have hit your car if I had known you were trying to get into my lane! Why didn't you use a blinker?!

L.A. Driver: Well, geez! You can't expect my Audi to have EVERY new feature.

Non-L.A. Driver: (glares disbelievingly)

by ASilentHero September 8, 2011