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Bel Air Middle School

This might be the worst fucking school in existence. The whole place is falling apart, it's to the point where the school could literally be flooded and nobody would bat an eye. This is also a place where you can get assigned seats at lunch because somebody threw a fucking water bottle into the trash. Every teacher has a power complex except like 2 who didn't make me want to kill myself, it's to the point where you get sent to the office for fucking laughing at someone throwing a pencil. There are also these deadass parties that never happen because the person either wimps out of having it or somebody snitched. P.E might be the worst part of the day, the locker rooms are pretty much a fucking gas chamber due to the smell of paint because they repaint the damn place life every month and also the smell of people not taking a fucking shower for a week pretty much chokes you out. Once you make it out of said locker room you do "warmups", I think they actually mean they perform the torture that prisoners of war in Vietnam had to go through. On average you do like 20 situps, 20 curl-ups, like 10 pushups and like 5 minutes of "jogging" which is actually making you run at full speed until your legs give out. Then after this torture, you go outside and play flag football for like 40 minutes while your still fucking dying from warmups. Also, you can get suspended for the dumbest shit, you run a meme account about the school, prepare to be suspended for a week. This school just sucks.
Bel Air Middle School is a school located in the somewhat decent town of Bel Air, Maryland
by ICantThinkOfAGoodHandle September 18, 2019
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Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.
"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."
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Belso

When someone is acting unkind, unfair, or unjust.
When someone heavily questions your regular choice of clothing to a social event, they are being a Belso.
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Belsen Bum

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse
Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*
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belst

Being well endowed. Being blessed
She heard that Dylan was truly belst
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Belson

another name for admirable.....

Synonyms: PIMP, beloved, darling, dearest,, favorite, honey, light of one's life, loved one, object of one's affections, sweetheart, the pet, treasure, admire, cherish, delight in, esteem, exalt, fall for, flip over*, glorify, go for*, groove on, honor, idolize, prize, revere, reverence, treasure, venerate,

Antonyms: devil, jerk
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The Belsnickel is like another Santa but dirty and worse. Dwight Schrute was mean to be him. He comes every Christmas and he decides if you have been impish or admirable. He has a list. If you are admirable you receive a gift from Belsnickel, but if you are impish you get a smack from him. So I suggest you should be admirable.
James: Do you think Belsnickel will think i'm admirable?
Taylor: Ya I think so.
James: Man I hope so. I don't want to get another smack this year.
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