Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

by Graphik January 21, 2009

Behoove

Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.

It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.

by alonerwatchintv December 31, 2011

behooven

Obligated to or peer-pressured into

Just because I like eating dessert first doesn't mean you have to feel behooven to do so likewise.

by kirupa March 18, 2013

Behooved

Shocked, astonished, astounded, baffled, flabbergasted, BLOWN AWAY !

I am BEHOOVED by that .

by Sah1 October 18, 2019

behoovey

The adjective form of behoove. Used to describe that which is considered necessary, proper, or advantageous.

It is behoovey to buy canned food in preparation for a natural disaster.

by Mikael Sebag November 16, 2007

behoove

1. To Confuse
2. To cross up in a way in which the opponent's ankles are shattered and the behoover partakes in a ritualistic dance (i.e. Harlem Shake) with a member of his own team. This eventually leads to the person who has been behooved to be booed off the court, only to be raplaced by another unsuspecting player.

Get off da damn court Jamarcus, u just yo ass behooved by Jamalcom. Fo shiggety.

by Jamalcom April 23, 2003

behoove

To embarass, befuddle, cross someone up so bad so that their ankles break

Jamalcom was behooved by Jamarcus so bad that his ankles broke and he began crying as Jamarcus harlem-shaked and the ladies flocked to him cuz he's a P.I.M.P.

by Jamalcom April 23, 2003