Beehive Betty

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)

"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"

by sns21274 July 3, 2009

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Betive

The best mf person you will ever meet

Person 1: hey you seen my bestfriend she’s so cool

Person 2: mines better she’s betive

by Emilia t July 23, 2019

Buzzing around the beehive

To do something extensively to try and get something done.

"Dave, have you seen my meds? I've been buzzing around the beehive just to find it."

"Nope. That's on you, John"

'Damn."

by Smaher The Great October 28, 2015

Y’all can’t behave

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because people “break the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.

This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

by what’sapseudonym July 1, 2021

raw dog a beehive

Intercourse without a condom with a beehive

I'd rather raw dog a beehive than have sex with her.

by JRCC November 29, 2011

BeyHive

For a decade, The BeyHive aka Beyoncé's fanbase are the biggest most powerful fanbase ever.
They're dedicated to the Goddess of music, Beyoncé. They will tear anyone who talks smack, down
They really hate conspiracy theorists that make nonsense about their Queen and they won't hesitate to take them down.

Azealia Banks: Omg I think I'm gonna cry! I just got attacked by the BeyHive on Twitter!
Shawn: Oh Frick! I'm doomed! I shouldn't have called Beyoncé overrated! Now they're out to sting me!

by naliyahx October 20, 2020