Frontin' Behind A Font

When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.

Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817

I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.

by Mental_Floss817 August 7, 2011

Man Behind The Slaughter

a purple dood who committed mass murder and kidnapping

Man Behind The Slaughter go stab stab

by my life is eternal suffering November 12, 2020

Don't Get Behind Me

Indian-American slang for "do not make trouble for me".

Don't get behind me, you asshole guy!

by King_Of_Crazy July 25, 2012

behind kind

One who seems very sexy from the behind view, but might as well be a troll from the frontal view - preferrably given pleasure from behind, be it doggystyle or any other "behind" sex positions; similar to butterface.

"I was walking up to this hot girl at the party Saturday night, but when she turned around I almost threw up -- she was definetly a behind kind if I had to screw her."

by Rupert Gehmlich July 24, 2006

Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.

Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.

by Salty Q August 8, 2009

something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

no broski left behind

A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.

This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.

Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!

Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.

by RRCsteve March 8, 2009