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befucked

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008
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befuck

to fuck someone...befuck is saying it in a funny way
i think i'll go befriend this new girl, then befuck her...i wont bemoan it afterwards tho cuz she's hot
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bifuctual

used to describe a male or female who enjoys having sex with two other people (male or female) at the same time.
When my wife bought me a hooker for my birthday, the real surprise was finding out that my wife is bifuctual.
by SUBurban MILF March 10, 2009
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befuckered

I haven't finished my project and I'm surely befuckered now.
by joshmon April 18, 2015
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befucked

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007
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befuc*ed

A situation that should be dignified, but becomes so foul, so horrendous that it is befuc*ed. Similar to befuddled.
My mentally unstable cousin stuck her hand in my niece's wedding cake. The whole situation was befuc*ed.
by TABK June 23, 2009
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befusticate

A horrible mispronunciation of busticate, which means to break to pieces, or destroy.
I was angered by his language, so I befusticated a nearby lamp.
by Marshall Ananas January 23, 2007
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