Beefcake pantyhose

A term for pantyhose that are designed for plus-sized women. i.e. Queen size.

I'd hate to watch her try to pull those beefcake pantyhose up over those massive thighs.

by DMills July 25, 2009

brutus beefcake

a large, erect penis, often used in sexual pleasure. a brutus beefcake is usually very thick and veiny, it always gives intense pleasure to the vagina of a female.

he's so hot! i want his brutus beefcake!

by mrs. beefycakes July 9, 2009

grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

by NautilusP July 2, 2022

Beerkake

beerkake (n): the incessant spray of beer upon one's face after attempting to stab and shotgun a beer that has been vigorously shaken.

The man was surprised by the beerkake on his face that ensued after trying to shotgun the PBR that his friend had shaken secretly.

by IBX1 July 8, 2010

Beefcake

Term used to refer to buff/ripped males. Beefcakes are usually good-looking and enjoy displaying their muscles to the masses.

I wanna get me some beefcake!

by Narcissus November 2, 2004

Beefcake

A person, usually of stocky build, that frequently talks about working out and strength.

Beefcake: "Want to arm wrestle?"
Normal Person: "No, that's okay, I'm here to have fun."

by A-Train33 August 7, 2014

beefcake

A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.

"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"

by Mala1516 May 4, 2006