Beef Curtains 

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'

Beef Curtains by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 6, 2017

Beef Curtains 

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.

See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.

Beef Curtains by Leo. October 20, 2003

Beef Curtains 

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

Beef Curtains by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef curtains 

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

beef curtains by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Beef Curtains 

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

Beef Curtains by r0d December 28, 2005

beef curtains 

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

beef curtains by grimsoldier December 2, 2004

beef curtains 

a term used to describe the vaginal region of a female: see meat wallet

That chick's beef curtains are opening for the main performance

beef curtains by Josh Charlton January 31, 2007