beef curtains

1)Pussy lips

See Also : Dick Huggers, Meat Curtains, Dick Blockers

"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"

by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 10, 2003

beef curtains

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset

Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much

by muffmeister April 16, 2015

beef curtains

The use of the produce from abattoirs to block out light from a window.

"My bay windows have beef curtains"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002

beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 23, 2005

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 30, 2003

beef curtains

Jessica's enormous Labia

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 15, 2003

beef curtains

A distant cousin to the "beef blinds"

-My beef blinds are very sweaty and stinky today!

-Her beef blinds were hanging loosely, flapping in the wind.

-Play with my beef blinds.

by YouthTronix March 08, 2004