Beeler

bee·ler
bēlər
verb
gerund or present participle: beelering
1.
appearing overly excited about an event, when knowing in your heart of hearts you will not attend.
2.
to publicly make claim that commitment will ensue, while privately knowing otherwise
3.
applying false commitment, such as in the case of verbally committing to a business arrangement, but failing to sign a contract

"My prospect told me he would sign, then backed out. He was absolutely beelering on this deal."

by alexcookxu February 13, 2015

Beeber

A deformed waste of carbon flesh which emits a high-pitched whine and spreads its influence to other wastes of carbon flesh.

"My God! It looks like that young lady has mange!"

"Don't worry, that's just a beeber. It'll die in a few years from the drugs, anyhow."

by Darinus May 13, 2013

beebles

n.

The string that connects your button to your shirt.

The beeble broke and I lost my button.

by Soren Nilson January 14, 2005

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.

by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003

beeble

a term of endearment (origin: babe)

hey beeble, come over here and snuggle with me

by beeblebeeble March 7, 2010

Beeble

To ramble on and on about nonsense, un-interesting information, or about something your neighbor or friend told you, without thinking about what you're saying or without caring if what you are saying is accurate.

John continued to beeble about how evil Planned Parenthood was when he had no idea what services the agency provided.

by RudeGubmintWorker May 8, 2011

Beebert

Noun. A petname of love.

You're my beebert.

by Ms. Buns Beebs May 21, 2004