Bedsores

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

by McTobes January 30, 2020

bedford nh

A stereotypical rich ass white town in southern New Hampshire

Bedford NH? That bitch town full of money? Ya, I'm from there

by BHShuman March 28, 2015

bedour

Bedour is the most fun person and they fall in love with the wrong guys they are beautiful and bedour means the full moon bedour is a name from the Middle East and a bedour is the most fun to be around they are honest they are kind . They always keep secrets as secrets and they always have a secret they are sneaky and fun .. Bedour are amazing if your a Bedour ... Hi 😂

Bedour are the most fun to be around with if they are your friend stick with them never let them go

by Maha December 27, 2014

Bedford High School

The high school in bedford nh were there are bomb threats, hit lists on the walls, or shooting threats every 4 seconds.

Damn, i do not want to go to bedford high school.

by hehe that’s a mood March 6, 2019

Bedford NH

One of the fanciest towns in NH. High taxes. Whole Foods. You name it, pretty much the closest we get to thto OC in NH.

“My friend from Bedford NH has a huge house with a pool and a huge yard.”

by 603lord May 27, 2018

Bedford High School

The shittiest, most difficult high school in existence. The cheap ass administration highers fresh-out-of college, young, dumb ass teachers. These inexperienced teachers usually fail 50%+ of their class just because they can't fucking teach.

Some of the unfair, strict, and bullshit rules at BHS include:

-No D's (That's right, you either get a 70+ or you fail)

-Competencies, something that NO OTHER SCHOOL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ENFORCES, that wreck your GPA and overall grades. You can have a 90% (A-) in a class, and still receive an NCF because you didn't pass 1/100 of your stupid little competencies.

-Longest school day in existence even after being cut down from last year. The day lasts OVER 7 HOURS.

-Block scheduling. Thought your class was boring as shit? Think again. Pump that 45 minute class to a massive 1 hour and 30 minute class filled with shitty busy work and cramming so that the teacher fills in all the time they don't need.

-Real World Learning hours. As a student attending BHS, you are forced against your will to do community service, career exploration, and other pointless shit if you want to graduate. You need over 80 hours of this stupid shit if you ever want to see your diploma.

Officially the worst school to ever hit the U.S.A.

Student: Hey, can I get some extra credit please? I have a 69 in chemistry and one more point and I'll pass the class. I've done every single homework assignment but I'm having some trouble on the tests/quizzes. After all the extra help it still isn't sticking. Bedford High School is really tough. Please?

Teacher: Sorry, you should of done better on the material I never taught you about. You should know all this college-level science, come on. See you next year in my class again. I love Bedford High School.

by BHSFuckingSucks April 10, 2010

Bedford High School

A place where teenagers, spend 4 years of their life takin it up the ass.

Mom can I not go to bedford high school today? My ass is still sore from the last math class with Mr.Sheil

by BHSSucks231 December 10, 2009