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Bed Crumbs

Blanket fuzz and other particles found in your hair after sleeping or laying in bed. Most common first thing in the morning after a good nights sleep.
Person: "You have a fuzz in your hair."

Me: "Oh, it's just bed crumbs. I should probably shower."
by PDilla January 3, 2012
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breadcrumbs

The amount of insulting attention or affection given to a male by a girl who is not really interested in him or is deceiving his emotions.
Jane was flirting with all the boys as she enjoyed the attention. But Philip, whom she claimed was 'a special friend' was totally whipped despite only receiving breadcrumbs. OR Philip was sick and tired of receiving breadcrumbs from Jane and so decided to stop the charade and ask out Cheryl instead; who might take him seriously.
by GrantleyNNN November 8, 2008
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Breadcrumbs

Or a breadcrumb trail, is when you ejaculate inside a woman's vagina and she lets it slowly drip out as she walks to the bathroom.
I had to mop the floor last night after my girl left a breadcrumbs all down the hallway.
by Sdcs June 15, 2017
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motherfucking breadcrumbs

a comic popularized by tumblr depicting a duck getting fucking stoked when an old lady at the park throws it breadcrumbs
old lady: *throws breadcrumbs*
bird:
old lady:
bird: aw yiss
bird: motherfucking breadcrumbs
by deancassam February 18, 2014
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Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.
Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.
by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023
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bed crumbs

Noun. Bread crumbs whose natural habitat is your girlfriend's cosy bed, rather than the bread bag, so as to annoy the hell out of the both of you.
Honey, there's something prickling me under the covers. Do you think it's another handful of your famous bed crumbs?
by lady dlytful August 22, 2010
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Breadcrumbs

When you have dry, flaky skin on your face so it looks like you were eating breadcrumbs.
I think you could use some lotion chief cus you got some breadcrumbs on yo chin.
by Josie Sanclawia August 6, 2007
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