Smoking bed bugs

The act of smoking a bed bug to get high.

Diane says he has been smoking bed bugs in the basement of Southern!

by Jspringz August 21, 2020

Bedbugger

A guy who comes to your house, packs up all your junk, sticks it in his big, fat moving truck (in a very orderly fashion), drives it across the country (or town), unpacks it and then has a beer.

Oh man, I hate moving! I'm gonna call up that bald headed bedbugger so my junk won't get wrecked.

by cathintheriver July 1, 2010

Bedbug

Someone who only wants to sleep with you, specifically at night

Only time he ducks with you is at night Tiesha...bitch you're dating a bedbug!

by Dante_ck November 3, 2016

bedbug

A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.

Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.

by Filiaci December 25, 2007

Bedbug

A man that thinks of nothing but sex.

Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Bedbuge

A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.

Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)

“OMG IS THAT A BEDBUGE???”
“It’s okay dude it’s my bedbuge”

by Mattisasillyguy May 15, 2023

Bedbug Arms

Describes arms covered with many bedbug bites.

It can be difficult to decide if that dude or chick is on meth, has chicken pox, or simply has bedbug arms, but a look at the unbitten face clears up any fear about meth or chicken pox.

by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017