Bed

1) <noun> A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.

Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.

2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.

1) I love my bed, it allows for great sex and deep sleep.

2) I would like to bed Eva Longoria.

by th3xpert August 6, 2009

Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

bed

A thing that you sleep on

I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."

by KellyTheGamer98 March 18, 2017

Bed

This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.

'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'

by I love sleep April 6, 2014

bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

by Oz February 3, 2005

bed

A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.

Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?

by Agaydefinition September 1, 2009

bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long

by Oz February 1, 2005