1 definition by th3xpert

Bed

1) <noun> A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe.

Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep.

2) <verb> To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.

1) I love my bed, it allows for great sex and deep sleep.

2) I would like to bed Eva Longoria.

by th3xpert August 6, 2009