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beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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beating it

Austin almost got caught beating it
by Crf.500 January 23, 2016
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Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
by lock'on June 5, 2009
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Becstin

Girl 1 : Have you heard that Austin Mahone and Becky G are dating now?
Girl 2: OMG we should call them Becstin
by Union J March 13, 2015
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Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.
"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"
by Mark2791 December 16, 2008
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Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.
Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!
by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006
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