by Unit 200 January 10, 2008
Get the Seasons Beatings mug.Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
Get the Syllable Beatings mug.A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
Get the Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer mug.A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
by Chesty J December 1, 2014
Get the beating army mug.When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.
Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
by miguel666 January 2, 2014
Get the ear beating mug.Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.
“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”
by eataeil July 14, 2021
Get the beating the gay allegations mug.The UK’s new COVID 19 track and trace system is world-beating
Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
by LaarsHead June 19, 2020
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