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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
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beat up from the street up

That stripper was beat up from the street up!
by Joe 344 August 30, 2005
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beat up

1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight.
2) (v) To have sex with (a woman).
3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person.
4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.
Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.
by Nick D August 12, 2004
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put that beat up!

Translated from dutch: "Mag de beat wat harder!"

A Phrase uttered by the dutch rapper O.G. during a spit session at 101Barz after finishing a part and starting with another part.

It is used when you excel at something, or when you want to give someone your respect.
1) Nobody can defeat me with PES 2009. Put that beat up!

2) I heard you've been dating that latina hottie, put that beat up aight!
by HtotheM September 28, 2009
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beat up the guts

Yo dizzle im goin to homegirls house, i am going to beat up the guts , after she wont be able to walk.. hoooootie whoooooo
by lillyf March 17, 2009
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You get beat up for that shit

A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.
Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"

Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."
by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010
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beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.
Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.
by theFunction March 11, 2008
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